Andrew

And so she met this guy and he said "let’s go for a ride" and she did.

He drove and they went so fast, whizzing around corners and zooming down the hills and they laughed and laughed and had so much fun and he said to her, 

"It’s just a ride you know, let’s see where it takes us, I have no destination in mind"

and she said, 

"Sure, that's all good by me." 

and they laughed some more and he went faster and faster and then suddenly without any warning he jumped hard on the brakes, and she went flying through the windscreen with all of her happiness and laughing scraping on the ground, and her dress got all torn and hooked up and it messed her hair into a big birds nest, and made her ego bleed from the impact and he said,

"I can't do this with you anymore because it will ruin my life"

................ and she was shocked and she said "What the..... .?" and then she cried because when he stopped she wasn't finished laughing with him yet, and she was all bruised and hurting, and she didn't even understand.

Then when the bleeding stopped, she felt sorry that he had the kind of life that other people could ruin just from laughing in it, and then she decided that she wasn't going to let anybody else drive again. 

She was going to be the driver next time.